The Wallflower Garden of the Party

mummyross:

ratandgoat:

vincedamnawesome:

The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”

FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME

JESUS GOD BRENDON

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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y-dg:

OKAY BUT IMAGINE THIS AS YOUR CAR HORN

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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir

this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

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bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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7-thirteen:

You ain’t having none of Munchlax’s fine piece of hot ass.

7-thirteen:

You ain’t having none of Munchlax’s fine piece of hot ass.

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