The Wallflower Garden of the Party

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via arrogancedowntoascience)

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

(via arrogancedowntoascience)

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

(Source: omnomnominator, via e-lodicolo)

commanderholly:

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.


Yup.

commanderholly:

sykohyko:

Now that Lucy is number one at the box office.

Yup.

(via doctorrainbowdash)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via radiating-ly)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via pooveytunt)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via pooveytunt)

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greeklesbian:

gimme some tit bitch

greeklesbian:

gimme some tit bitch

(via pooveytunt)

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via thefuuuucomics)

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via thefuuuucomics)